Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We need to rekindle our bromance
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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