i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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