My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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