Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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