my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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