FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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