We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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