Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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