Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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