GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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