She's JV to your varsity
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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