Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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