This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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