No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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