if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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