I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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