Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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