Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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