so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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