gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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