U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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