You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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