I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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