He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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