i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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