Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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