my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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