you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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