its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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