is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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