The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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