haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Operation Purity has been aborted
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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