I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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