i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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