Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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