Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize