she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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