he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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