we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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