WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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