I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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