Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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