The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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