if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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