Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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