All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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