Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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