Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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