And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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