I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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